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At High Bridge Hills a vandal was trespassing on the 17th fairway when there was an emergency. “There was toilet paper strewn about it,” reported Patrolman Jon Danberry, commenting on the incident of questionable-continence. After relieving him or herself--or perhaps before (details are unclear)--the vandal removed and threw a 150-yard marker, dumped divot repair sand on the 14th tee box, kicked a ball washer over and really made his or her parents proud. The toilet paper, evidence of premeditation, did not help officers locate the criminal, but made clean-up a little easier.